Monday 10 December 2012

24 hours in Vienna


As some of you may know, last weekend saw Christmas celebrated Wordville style. Not for us the food induced coma and drunken jive round the local watering hole. No- we jetted out the city and hit the streets of Vienna for a whirlwind 24 hours of frozen fun and frolics.

I don’t think any of us know how such a momentous party concept came about. It’s possible Lucy mentioned the idea in late summer and, once in the public domain, it was impossible to retract. We ran with it like hungry leopards smelling buffalo, and before we knew it we’d booked flights, a hotel and were researching the nuances of the city’s many Christmas markets.

This epic Christmas party (which we’ve been assured will NOT happen every year), provided a fitting end for what has been an action-packed 2012 at Wordville. For those of you that can bare to read them, here are some highs, lows and memorable moments from the trip…


1.    Suitcase situation- The moment Steph realised that she’d locked her suitcase- with her phone, purse and key inside it. Now this would be an unfortunate situation for anyone but for Steph, our resident news wire, this forced separation from her iPhone was quite catastrophic. What if there was a flash flood somewhere, another royal got pregnant or ASOS had a 50% off bonanza? Thankfully it wasn’t long before Pema came to the rescue with a blunt airport knife and, using some questionable skills, triumphed over the lock to reunite Steph with her cash.


2.    Let the party commence- After a long journey, a rapid change and a stumble round Vienna in search of food, we were finally settled in a buzzing bar over-looking a snow-dusted cathedral. With drinks in our hands and a hefty selection of bar snacks, it finally sunk in that we’d made this happen.


3.    Doing it Wordville style- If there’s one thing we like doing- even more that ringing up the FT- it’s dancing. Determined not to leave Vienna without showcasing our skills, we took to the floor of some unsuspecting establishment and strutted our stuff till the early hours.


4.    The Sheep pig- Yes. It may shock some of you to know but the greatest treasure in Vienna does not lie amongst the crown jewels; it’s not hiding in the museum quartier and you most certainly won’t find it in Mozart’s house. However, scour a straw filled enclosure at the heart of one of the city’s lesser-known Christmas markets, and you may be rewarded with a glimpse of… the sheep pig. We all agreed that this fleece-covered piggy was unlike anything we’d ever seen. It was spectacular, even when scratching its bum on the water butt.


5.    Getting in…and out of the cold – After spending some time, and quite a few of our hard-earned euros, in two of the city’s bustling Christmas markets, we were all ready for a sit-down and a break from the -2 °C conditions. Entering into a warm cafĂ© and thawing out with a hot drink and some Viennese pastries was the perfect end to truly memorable 24 hours in Vienna.

By Polly Robinson